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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."

"Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? I've met more."

"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, it's called ""art"" and ""music. When I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""."

"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"

"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."

"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."