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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal."
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"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."
"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."
"What do you call a white asian who loves cola? Cokeasian."
"A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor."
"Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there"
"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."
"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."
"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"