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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."
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"My Masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me ~ That's the last time I ask for a happy ending."
"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"
"What did the jack say to the car? ""Can I give you a lift?"""
"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."
"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."
"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."
"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"Obama could eat children alone under a bridge hunched over like Gollum in a thunder storm and he'd still be better than Bush."