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Joke of the Day

"What did the angry Indian man say at the bakery? I'm having naan of it."

"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."

"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."

"I saw a sheep give birth today All I could say was ""ewe"" (I know this joke is probably overused but I'm currently on a Bill Nye the Science Guy nostalgia trip right now so fuck the haters.)"

"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"

"Your mama's so fat We are all genuinely concerned about her health."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."

"Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church? He was invited to thunday math."

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"