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Joke of the Day
"Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need ""lives"" as if I didn't already know that."
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"I always get a ""Yes"" from women, but it's usually followed by ""That's him, officer."""
"What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization."
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose."
"I am a bank robber... I took a pen from the teller"
"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"
"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""
"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kids, want to buy some candy?"""