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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."

"I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums..."

"I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with."

"9 just scolded me at the grocery for buying wine. I told him it was ok, I was 21 to which he loudly responded, Nooo, you're 38. Thanks son."

"What do you call a horny chemist? An H2Ho."

"A statistician has half his body encased in ice and the other half engulfed in flames. So on average, they felt fine."

"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."

"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."

"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"