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Joke of the Day
"A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut."
Next Joke
"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."
"What made the New Mexican sad? He was out of meth."
"Whats the difference between a wank and an egg? You can beat an egg."
"I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"
"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."
"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"
"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."