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Joke of the Day
"A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut."
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"I'll never understand why the guy that invented Braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."
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"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."
"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""
"Why is Ian Thorpe gay? He didn't like breast stroke."
"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"
"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."
"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."