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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard? A riveting tale."
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"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."
"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."
"Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted"
"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"
"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"
"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me."
"""Your breathing holes are very nicely shaped"" Flirting is so easy"