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Joke of the Day

"I just got done watching the Lego Movie with my daughter. The premise is so amazing... It makes me wonder why the Mega Blocks movie fell apart."

"I can never remember if X is hug and O is kiss or if it's the other way around, so sorry if our tic-tac-toe game starts off a little weird."

"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"

"When is the only time you're not American? When European."

"The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. ""It's 5486,"" says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys."

"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."

"Can a match box? No, but glass can."

"I have a severe allergy to alcohol Whenever I drink it I breakout in handcuffs."