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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon"
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"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"
"My friend asked me what my Computing Logic class was about.. ""Mostly boolshit."""
"I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think."
"Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank? So you always have access to cold hard cash..."
"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"
"I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"
"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"