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Joke of the Day

"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."

"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."

"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"

"I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk ""do you have anything by The Doors?"", and he replied, ""just the fire extinguisher""."

"If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room."

"My uncles wife is a sex therapist. (Possibly NSFW?) I call her Aunty climax."

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"

"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds."

"My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner."