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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best way to get gum out of your hair. cancer"

"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"

"What do army ants have in common with masturbating dolphins? Both come in waves..."

"The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else."

"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""

"You're riding a horse full speed, a man on a giraffe at your side, and a ferocious lion in hot pursuit. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel."

"I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around."

"If I had a gun and 2 bullets and I was alone in a room with you, Hitler, and Stalin, I'd look at you like how the fuck did we get in this situation."

"Have I been shadow banned? Nevermind, turns out my comments just suck."

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"