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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."

"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"Green eggs and 9/11 #SadDrSeuss"

"whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types ""job openings"" into google]"

"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."

"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"

"I like my women the way I like my beer Ginger"