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Joke of the Day

"I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league."

"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."

"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."

"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."

"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."

"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."

"Hi..You've reached my voicemail. I could come to the phone right now but I saw your name on caller ID so leave a message..or not."