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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."
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"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."
"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."
"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."
"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""
"Wife: What would you do if I died? Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry? Husband: Ah, not that crazy.."
"Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh."
"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"
"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."