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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."
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"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."
"Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No"
"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."
"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"
"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""
"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
"Life's like my dick Hard and too short"
"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."