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Joke of the Day
"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."
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"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""
"Your momma is so fat..... she ate all of reddits servers."
"So i was having sex with another man the other day... And he tried to kiss me after. Pfffff, what a faggot."
"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."
"Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years."
"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."
"I get a lot of compliments on my stamp collection but philately will get you nowhere."
"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"
"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."