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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"There's no 72 virgins, guess where terrorists actually go when they die? *explosion* EVERYWHERE!"
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels"
"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"
"Some asshole just clogged my toilet"
"[boarding plane with really old pilot] ""think his heart will hold out? lol"" attendent: excuse me, sir? ""depart out, what time do we leave?"""
"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."
"Neighbor: It's July, you need to take down the xmas lights. Me: It's no worse than your stupid yard gnome. Neighbor: That's my wife."
"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."
"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."