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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."

"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"

"How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell."

"Bert asks Ernie, ""Ernie do you want to get ice cream?"" Ernie responds ""Sure Bert"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"

"My Masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me ~ That's the last time I ask for a happy ending."

"What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."