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Joke of the Day
"Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire."
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"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"
"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."
"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind someone on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing them."
"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Get in the Batmobile Robin."""
"Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool."
"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."