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Joke of the Day
"""Don't kid yourself."" - birth control"
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"Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is."
"[Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom."
"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."
"If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving."
"Why was Mussolini never invited to parties? He was always fascistly late."
"Some people say I'm apathetic but I don't care what anyone thinks."
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"
"Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer? Hebrewed his own"