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Joke of the Day

"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"

"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper responds, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."

"If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them ""gang supplies"". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away"

"[Walmart customer service] ME: i want to talk to the manager. MANAGER: hi sir is there a problem? ME: no, i just want to talk."

"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."

"First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her she might need them."

"Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO"