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Joke of the Day

"I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect."

"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."

"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""

"How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate"

"Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook."

"I don't go to the mailbox because that's where the Responsibility Monster lives."

"I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced"

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."

"Ginger Ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane."