216364

Joke of the Day

"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

Next Joke
 
"[Dinner with GFs parents] *Does shadow puppet of a bird* ""Thats great but I asked what you do for a living?"" Um *smooths tie* I'm unemployed"
"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"
"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."
"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."
"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"
"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."
"[job interview] ""I'll never hire you"" ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I'm swordf- NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE"
"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"
"I told my girlfriend to roleplay as a a Lvl 100 Charizard while we were having sex. She scratched me and told me that I didn't have enough badges to train her."