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Joke of the Day

"Sweaters aren't the only garment named after a gross bodily function... There's wind breakers, too"

"I hate it when I'm on twitter & there isn't a car behind me to honk when the light is green."

"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."

"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"

"Offensively sexual** Whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? You have to put the diaper back on after."

"Monster: Doctor doctor I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist."

"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."

"Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now? His stage name is Bruce Leigh"

"Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can."

"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"