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Joke of the Day

"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."

"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."

"Today we're celebrating the five-year anniversary of me and the woman who works down the hall avoiding eye contact with each other."

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."

"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."

"I'm sick of all these jokes about mexicans and blacks... Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"My friend tells me he graduated from Europe with a Celsius in Engineering."

"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""

"My wife's friend's baby always cries when her mom leaves the room. My son just laughs at her. Proud father of a douchebag."