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Joke of the Day
"I think this unicorn may be drunk, 'cause he's not making ANY sense!"
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"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"
"If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up."
"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."
"A wizard is walking down the street... EDIT: Then he turns into a bar. Sorry, put this in the comment rather than the text field. Guilty as charged."
"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"
"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."
"Two psychics run into each other in the street The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."
"I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I'd be behind her all the way."