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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."
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"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."
"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"
"NSFW How do you know when a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. Source: Jimmy Carr"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"
"Whoever said ""money doesn't grow on trees"" has obviously never sold weed."
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"
"[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image"