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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend doesn't think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she's in for a shock"
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"What's it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."
"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."
"What jedi is the best at opening PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"Apple watch, loudly: ""It is time for you to poop"" Me: ""A-as I was saying, our investors h-"" Watch, louder: ""It is your optimal poop time"""
"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."
"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"
"What do you call a black man in space? Ummm......an astronaut."
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the toilet"