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Joke of the Day

"Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9"

"Why is the sea salty? Because when it waves, you never wave back!"

"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."

"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"

"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."

"Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one."

"A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass."

"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."

"How can you spot a bad stripper? Because they half-ass it."

"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."