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"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"
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"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."
"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"
"My friend Matt really likes bullfighting. Specifically, Mattadores bullfighting"
"Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless."
"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."
"Raising awareness: Pinatas create unhealthy expectations of levitating rainbow donkeys."
"I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off."
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"