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Joke of the Day
"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."
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"People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"""
"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"
"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."
"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"
"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."
"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."
"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"
"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."