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Joke of the Day
"Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler."
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"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."
"best funny clip 2015 nice"
"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."
"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."
"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"
"I was helping Mom with the computer and now she thinks I'm racist... All I told her to do was push ""ALT + """
"One of my exes left me bcuz, according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later & let me just say this... Lucky guess."
"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."