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Joke of the Day

"One of my exes left me bcuz, according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later & let me just say this... Lucky guess."

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"What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."
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"What do lesbian vegetarians eat? Vaggie burgers"
"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"
"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"
"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"
"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"
"A women got a wooden breast implant the other day.. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.. *Wooden tit?*"