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Joke of the Day

"I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive"

"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."

"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."

"The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist. That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot."

"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"

"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"

"Hoarding's great. Collectively speaking."

"Racist comments... Just like grandma used to make"

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."