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Joke of the Day
"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"
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"My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning."
"Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church... The priest says, ""you're not welcome here"". Higgs Boson says ""you can't have mass without me."" . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *"
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."
"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"
"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"