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Joke of the Day

"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"

"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts of poverty. Taking ever increasing doses, hoping that one day I'll become immune."

"I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already."

"What do you call a shitty city? Turd Furgeson"

"I never misused the word ironic, ironic right? it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!"

"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"

"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""

"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."

"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."