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Joke of the Day

"What did the big programming number say to the small programming number? UShort."

"BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'. The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'."

"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."

"Every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children how do we sleep at night?"

"Nothing better than shutting the door and jerking off after a long day And it's even better if the uber has heated seats"

"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors."

"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"

"What did one gay horse say to the other? Haaaaayyyyy"