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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."
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"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"
"KID:I drew you a picture! ME:What's this? KID:Our house. ME:What's the orange stuff? KID:Fire. ME:Why's the house on fire? KID:I wanna PS4."
"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"
"Pope joins twitter. Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens."
"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. A stuck up cunt"
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""
"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."
"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"