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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face"

"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"

"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."

"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."

"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."

"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked? The Dark Knight Rises."

"My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?"

"Do blind people believe in love at first hear?"

"I got called 'fag' a lot as a kid Until the day I stood up for myself and punched my mom in the face."