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Joke of the Day

"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"What do you do when a timeline dies? Barry it."

"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"

"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"I think it's sweet that teens text ""U up?"" really late at night to check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour"

"What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe"

"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn't resist."