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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a racist tampon? twatstika."

"How to catch a polar bear: Step 1: cut a hole in the ice. Step 2: set a can of peas opened and in front of it. Step 3: When the bear comes to take a pea kick it in the ice hole."

"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."

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"Some scientists believe the ability to create language was because we ate so much meat as primates. That's why vegans can only say ""i'm vegan""."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."

"Autocorrect changed ""baby rattle"" to ""baby battle"" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? It doesn't cost $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"I'm in a joint World Cup/NCAA Bracket pool. I have Portugal/Wofford/Belize/Kansas/Mexico/Wofford/Qatar in my Sweet Seven."

"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"