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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a racist tampon? twatstika."
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"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"
"A photon checks in at a hotel: ""Are you checking in any bags?"" asks the concierge. ""No"", says the photon, ""I'm travelling light."""
"I never get tired of my old Tweets getting RT'd so I know musicians never get tired of hearing their songs being played on the radio."
"6'5"" guy: [starts a fight with me at the bar] me: [hides behind GF] GF: HEY, WHAT THE F- me: look, we need more strong female lead char-"
"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""
"What do you call a sad asparagus? Despairagus =/"
"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"