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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"

"I gave my car some heroine and now it's a plane. Too bad it will eventually crash."

"Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA."

"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"

"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not coming."

"I was gonna tell a joke about a midget giving head but that'd be a low blow."

"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."

"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."

"Religion... That is all."