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Joke of the Day
"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."
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"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"
"A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them."
"It seems like gay guys get the most sex, lesbians get the best sex, and straight people are just fucked."
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."
"Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist."
"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."