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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."
Next Joke
"Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table."
"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
"*handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] ""u dont know me."""
"Did you hear about the abstinent lenses? They never came in contact."
"I can't think of anything worse than an over exaggerator"
"There are three types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't."
"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"