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Joke of the Day
"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"
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"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"
"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"
"What's a duck's favorite drug ? Quack"
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"When life gives you lemons, wish that life had given you something to make a more original aphorism."
"why do they put gates around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in"
"A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop... He says: You were going 95km/h. The dumb blonde responds: but I haven't been driving for an hour."
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling."