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Joke of the Day

"I could lose weight simply by not eating the food I drop onto my shirt."

"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."

"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."

"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"

"Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil? he Gottfried.."

"Two satellites get married The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!"

"What is the ONLY good trait of pedophiles? They always stick to the speed limit in front of schools."

"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."

"*boss trying to relate to younger employees* ""Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"""

"Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire."