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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"

"A Grizzly walked into a bar... It was horrible! Many people in the bar died painful deaths, survivors of the attack said the pain was ""un-bear-able""."

"Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want."

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."

"Accuse someone of denying everything. It's a hard one to fight."

"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"

"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."

"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"