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Joke of the Day
"I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA"
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"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"
"Omg, I'm a huge fan! -Windmills"
"New exercise regimen: I can only sit down when my toddler does. So far I've lost 17,000 pounds."
"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""
"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("
"#jenesuispascharlie #jesuisrdkw Is it that difficult to get over your identity crisis reddit?"
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Iv got an ear infucktion. Better assk again."
"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"