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Joke of the Day

"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."

"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."

"Bae: Come over. Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13."

"By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka into actions."

"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"

"Why did Winnie the Pooh want to become an astronaut? Because he wanted to go on a honeymoon."

"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."

"Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing you will not only regret but will also suffer."

"Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates? They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will cook it afterwards."