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Joke of the Day
"There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."""
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"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"How do you make both God and Satan angry at you? You rape Satan's wife."
"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."
"Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am."
"Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind. Little Jimmy's dad walks into his son's room and says, ""Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind."" Little Jimmy: ""Dad I'm over here, in the living room..."""
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
"Manchester United"
"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."